I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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