My balls are so social today.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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