her vagine was all disorganized.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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