We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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