I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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