Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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