Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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