Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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