Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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