i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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