Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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