She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Randomize
