Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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