Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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