So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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