i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
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