this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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