Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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