Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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