That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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