I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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