Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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