So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Randomize