I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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