If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Is it because I queefed?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
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