i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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