her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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