So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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