I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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