The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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