Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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