I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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