My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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