I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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