Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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