For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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