Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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