if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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