? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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