I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
