i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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