He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
someone owes me an orgasm
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
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