I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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