doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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