she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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