I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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