So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
The air was thick with penises
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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