just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
That was an excessively violent trivia night
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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