he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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