awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
a search helicopter?!
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I need to calm my uterus...
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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