He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
