I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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